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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}
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{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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